Friday, December 20, 2013

Out of the Mouths: Pregnancy Edition

It’s been a while since I’ve done one of these, and since I’ve only got 4 weeks and 1 day until my due date, I thought I should go ahead and do this now.

Once again, Trenton is in the green and Charlotte is purple.

A few days after finding out the baby’s gender:
Mommy, I’m not upset that the baby is a girl anymore.  I’m just going to ask God to put another baby in your tummy and to make it a boy baby next time!


Why are your boobies growing and my boobies are not?

The baby is going to have to learn all kinds of things – how to walk and crawl and sit and roll…
She learns to roll for if she has fire on her?

Our baby can see see light if we shine a flashlight on my tummy.
Or if we shine it in your mouth down your throat?

After Mimi cut my cord and I could get away from you, did I go on a playdate with the other babies at the hospital?
(Jarrod was in Afghanistan when Charlotte was born, so my mom was with me.)

Why is Baby naked in your belly?
Well, I don’t have any clothes in my belly for her to wear.
I saw some of Charlotte’s little clothes from when she was a baby.  You could eat those.  They would get in your belly so Baby could wear them and she wouldn’t have to be naked anymore.

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That’s all for now.  I can’t believe that it will only be a few short weeks until we’re adding another one to this crazy mix!



Hilary @ Peanut Butter Spoonfuls said...

The stop drop and roll one had me cackling. These are great!

Chelsea Phelps said...

Hahaha okay, that was precious!


Rachel Ross said...

Oh my goodness these are hilarious!! You kids crack me up!!

Jenn said...

"eat the clothes" made me laugh out loud! Too funny!! I can't wait to hear what they have to say when she's finally here. :)

Kate @ Daffodils said...

I love it!

Hana R said...

Oh my goodness! These are hilarious! My favorite being the one about eating baby

Jen said...

haha these are awesome!